Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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