did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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