fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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