people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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