we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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