guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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