im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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