bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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