do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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