after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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