Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Pooping to opera.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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