Can Purell be used as lube?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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