Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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