So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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