I heard we made out
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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