u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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