Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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