Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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