so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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