just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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