You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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