New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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