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(510): View more from California

i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

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Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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(707): View more from California

Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.

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