I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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