i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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