dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Randomize
