dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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