And the cops told us we were all naked.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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