He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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