Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
