i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
FUCK WHALES
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