just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Are we still banned from the library?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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