Im at strip club and am horny
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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