i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
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I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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