hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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