I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
fuck your aforementioned shoe
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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