Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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