I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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