My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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