Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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