I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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