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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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