At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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