Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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