ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
When are your genitals available?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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