Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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