Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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