Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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