isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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