"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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