i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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