what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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